This is the biggest load of horseshit I’ve ever heard.

I think it’s pretty obvious that it’s the Zombie Apocalypse.

Consider this: “The physical trauma follows a pattern, he said: extremely high body temperatures, strong aggressive, attacks using the mouth and jaws.”

Just made this apron as a mother’s day gift. I’m pretty damn pleased with myself.

This morning, a Saturday, at 9:00, I got a call from a collection agency.

Last year we almost bought a house but there was a mutual release before the closing date and we never owned the house.

6 months later, we stared getting calls from what we later discovered was a collection agency (we had just assumed it was some kind of telephone scam).

It turns out that Enbridge had an outstanding bill in my boyfriend’s name at the address of the house we never owned. Evidently the bill had been put in my boyfriend’s name without our knowledge, and charged to him even though we never lived there and never owned the property.

My boyfriend sent a copy of the mutual release to Enbridge. He sent a copy to the collection agency. He’s sent a second copy to a second collection agency that has started to call.

I can’t understand how this is legal.

This bill was put in Matt’s name without his knowledge. We never owned the property that the bill was for. We never lived there.

I really feel like they’ll just keep calling until we pay the bill, even though the bill is not ours. IT’S NOT OUR BILL!

If we don’t want calls from rude collection agencies on Saturday morning, we’d better pay up.

This is extortion. Thanks, Enbridge.

And then sometimes, I actually do scream.

So I”m not the only one!

I’ve actually had to leave the room at meetings because I thought I might scream. Might be a career change in my future…

mock-bird:

“he’s perfect. i’ll take two.”

accol:

I wonder if any of these actors google themselves, see some slashy comments about themselves and their coworkers, and go “Oh, yeah, would you look at that.  I guess I was eyefucking him.”